askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.
you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

od uživatele lancee 28. Říjen 2007
1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
od uživatele chemist_herbalist 07. Březen 2011
Messed up, not right, not functioning properly
Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.
od uživatele scruffy nerf herder 07. Prosinec 2010
A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.
This album is hella wonky and glitchy.
od uživatele klone138 22. Leden 2010
(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"
wonky's are wonky.
that's it.
od uživatele SaeBaCai 14. Březen 2007
(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.
"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"
od uživatele WonkyMcSkipper 03. Září 2012
With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you let him do you W.O.N.K.Y. Your ass must be SORE!"
od uživatele Dr. Buttz 07. Září 2007

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