the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck
that one gay turtle
od uživatele lah lah lah 22. listopad 2014
When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
od uživatele Llened 01. říjen 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
od uživatele TheNameIsHedvig 28. duben 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
od uživatele SexyMan12271 05. listopad 2013
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
od uživatele iamthyturtle 12. leden 2012
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
od uživatele scc12321 12. říjen 2010
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