What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.
I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.
#turtle #penis #boxers #underwear #tipslip #un #circumsized.
od uživatele genegine 14. říjen 2006
Turtle (v) - to hunt for turtles. If you can fish for fish, crab for crabs, whale for whales and even shark for sharks, why can't you turtle a turtle. Exactly.

Syn: Tortugar
Mairead and I decided to go turtling in the Mississippi River for a week in the summer.

Trayer loves to turtle.

Babatunde went out to the Port of Long Beach and turtled.
#whaling #fishing #crabbing #sharking #tortugar #trtl
od uživatele Whitem@il 07. červen 2011
When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.
"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."
#backpack #textbook #big #student #bookbag
od uživatele runner_soccer28 08. únor 2010
(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
od uživatele Milo D. Cooper 30. srpen 2003
Slang term for email.
Manually checked for turtles.
#email #turtles #electronic #mail #web mail #internet #interslice #fland-crest-enterprise
od uživatele PET-BASIC 14. září 2010
A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.
Joe: I'm going full turtle.

Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
#recluse #bum #turtle shell #shell #nope
od uživatele Therealturtle 03. prosinec 2013
They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)
#swag #yolo #domination #sweet turtles #mi favorita animalia
od uživatele swaggie turtle 24. květen 2013
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