If you don't belive this war ever occured, simply ask Mr. Simper. He wittnessed the treaty and can tell you that I am the "tech master"
Student 1 - "man i hate studying the war of lee and raul"
Student 2 - "tru dat, all we should need to know is that lee won and raul is a pussy."
Student 3 (desendent of daniel ferree) - "i'm a total fatass"