Used to describe a person who thinks they can read minds, but can't.
*based from the words "telepathy" and "pathetic"

It is usually used as a punchline when someone tries to read another person's mind and fails to do so.
Used anytime when one person cannot portray one idea to another in any way through telepathy.

Teacher: Since you are all telepathetic, I will communicate the lesson to you all orally.

Psychic: I am telepathic and can read you mind, but only for a small fee.
(client pays small fee)
Client: so can you tell me my real name?
Psychic: no
Client: so that makes you telepathetic!
od uživatele 8Red44 14. Červen 2009
When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others
Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.
od uživatele Mad Kitsune 02. Září 2006
Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.
"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
od uživatele xccrash 18. Říjen 2009
Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.
Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.
od uživatele LeafyGreenVegetable 15. Červen 2009
To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves
I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!
od uživatele RedWaiter 15. Říjen 2007
Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.
As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.
od uživatele Sarah 03. Prosinec 2003
When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.
Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.
od uživatele Squibward Bound 16. Červenec 2012
Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.
Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
od uživatele kaoschikk 24. Leden 2010

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