'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
od uživatele Hate Me To Be Me =] 06. Březen 2010
STD
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
od uživatele wishIwasAdocter 26. Leden 2010
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
od uživatele ewry 05. Leden 2010
super thick dick
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
od uživatele ftw-and-fml 26. Říjen 2009
STD
Abbreviation for "shit to do."
When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."
od uživatele VaDon 16. Srpen 2009
STD
An acronym for Shit To Do.
Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."
od uživatele Salami Sandwich In My Pants 05. Srpen 2009
STD
Sexually Transmitted Dances
Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"
od uživatele Nepali_ass_kicker 06. Duben 2009

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