Top Definition

statistics is a branch of science which deals with data collection,presentstion,analysis, and drawing conclusion for any problem under study.

science without statistics bears no fruit

statistics without science has no root

statistics without science has no root

od uživatele farooqi
29. Červenec 2006

12 more definitions

2

The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.

Statistics may not be of practical use in everyday life, unless you own a casino.

od uživatele AYB
29. Červenec 2003

3

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

od uživatele jt
14. Červenec 2003

4

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

od uživatele Clinker
16. Červen 2008

5

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)

Me: YOU STILL LOST

months later..

Me: Stanford will clobber you

same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win

days later...

Me: told you so

same fan: well statistics show.....

Me: jesus christ

od uživatele 87fan
26. Květen 2011

6

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

od uživatele vijekoon
13. Říjen 2005

7

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

od uživatele allegro_perth
23. Duben 2011