Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =]
Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!
od uživatele Ellie and Liz 09. Únor 2007
when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.
i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.
od uživatele jim dandy 24. Leden 2005
oooo gurl. Its when you have to fart outa yo assshooo, and you be fartin but then a lil shitty poo poo come out yo butthole, which is a shart.
"I need new panties from da dolla tree, where i be shoppin for everythanggg, cause i sharted, and all that shit come out on my black buttcheeks."
od uživatele shartylicegurl 01. Červen 2009
An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!
od uživatele pizzimp_69 03. Září 2005
when you shit and fart at the same time
I just sharted in my pants.
od uživatele Sammi Sam 28. Květen 2006
When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'
OMG, I think i just sharted!!
od uživatele eightball 03. Srpen 2004
1: Commonly and more particularly, an unforeseen form of defecation occurring only when one has solely anticipated and partially succeeds in the breaking of wind.
2: An unintentional defecation that occurs when attempting to break wind.
3: The accidental emergence of excrement during the release of rectal gas.


Etymology –
English: First notably expressed within the later part of the 20th century as a slang mixture and more typically used in the United States. The word is used in the movie “Along Came Poly”, but, the words exact origin and period of conception is not known. Shart is the unification of the first two letters from the word “shit” followed by the last three letters of the word “fart”; Sh ~ art.

Cause –
Typically a shart is induced by diarrhea that has not yet displayed its symptoms and the sufferer simply feels the urge to pass gas.

Remedy –
Self regulation:
When the urge to pass gas initially begins, the sufferer should attempt to restrain from allowing release for a few minutes. Typically a shart can be avoided as the symptoms of diarrhea will be sensed a few minutes after an initial false gas episode has occurred.
If this a common occurrence one should consult with a physician.

od uživatele MDS63 31. Březen 2008

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