A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
od uživatele Johnny 18. Září 2003
A place where people who like to learn are beaten into submission by thug-like jocks who think "algebra and geometry is useless" and then talk about how "lucky" I am at high school reunions to have a hot wife, cool cars and more than six times the median family income.
od uživatele Your mom scrubs my floors 29. Červenec 2003
A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.
"Those were the days..."
Above quote = wrong.
The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...
od uživatele D.iode 31. Květen 2003
The shittiest shit in the entire shitty world.
I went to school today and my friend quamphed into my teacher's face.
od uživatele SmartTart39 02. Červen 2015
Welcome to school!

I'm in hell..
od uživatele Truesh*t 10. Květen 2015
a fucking place where you get handed homework crap, earn friends (after a few years they'll become your nemesis) and respect (if you r the most popular kid and u mess up on something, you're screwed), learn useless shit, and get a dick-sucking girlfriend
Boy: Hey, wanna skip school tomorrow?
Girl: fuck me, bitch
od uživatele IMAGINATION 27. Únor 2015
Six Crule Hours Of Our Lives
I hate that we have to go to school
od uživatele Ultimate_derppyyyyyyyyyy 16. Únor 2015

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