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1.
deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.
A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.
od uživatele El Negro 11. Září 2004
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2.
Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.
od uživatele lelliesandremains 25. Listopad 2006
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3.
Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.
Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.
od uživatele Lateen O 12. Srpen 2006
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