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An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
od uživatele Chonky 03. červen 2007
10 Words related to poner
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
od uživatele Colgatepony 31. srpen 2011
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
od uživatele bakenshake 01. květen 2010
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
od uživatele Jesus Christ SAN 04. prosinec 2009
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
od uživatele jrfredrick 21. květen 2013
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
od uživatele HoboAC 08. únor 2008
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
od uživatele Organ Grinder 29. únor 2012

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