to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
od uživatele vix and da suz 11. srpen 2005
Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
od uživatele KittyCatMan 06. říjen 2009
To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.
Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.
od uživatele Danielwebster 22. únor 2015
The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
od uživatele Monnor Cunn 19. červenec 2010
to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
od uživatele wch-meister 26. červenec 2016
to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....
man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.
od uživatele poop<3er69 01. listopad 2010
1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.
1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!
od uživatele maclaird 19. leden 2009
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