take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
od uživatele a 27. Březen 2000
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
od uživatele bingobastard 28. Březen 2009
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
od uživatele Light Joker 11. Leden 2005
take a shit
od uživatele Anonymous 08. Květen 2003
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
od uživatele B. Steed 02. Leden 2005
To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
od uživatele Ryan Hershbeger 02. Červen 2006
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
od uživatele Peter 29. Květen 2006

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