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1.
an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
od uživatele al jorgenson 03. Květen 2004
 
2.
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
od uživatele Tammy McShammerson 23. Květen 2010
 
3.
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
od uživatele elmacko 08. Listopad 2011
 
4.
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
od uživatele Homosexual 23. Duben 2005
 
5.
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
od uživatele big monsta 08. Srpen 2003