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Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"
od uživatele Reliquium 31. květen 2004
When a woman rides your face with her vagina.
Who wants a mustache ride?
od uživatele WAC 16. únor 2003
When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
#mustache #ride #mustach #sit on my face #legs over shoulder
od uživatele team honey badger 07. prosinec 2011
When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.
During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.
od uživatele Seth P 07. červenec 2005
A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
#cunnilingus #selleck #handlebar #mustache #vagina
od uživatele Gus Arnold 07. červen 2013
To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.
would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?
#pineapple #dont use soap #minivans #duct tape #velcro
od uživatele things that i'm looking at 25. únor 2014
A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.
Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."
#pussy eating #face riding #cunnilingus #cunt #mustache
od uživatele Nicholas James McDowell 27. září 2006
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