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1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.

2. a really dumb person.
In his latest work, the director has forsaken the indie audience and made something for the mouthbreathers.
od uživatele hedgerow 03. září 2003
A stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like P Diddy.
P Diddy is a mouth breather
od uživatele ===0) 29. prosinec 2004
1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.
Never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.
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od uživatele Randall Wynn 06. duben 2008
A person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. Their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. Mouth Breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don't realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.

Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.

People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.
Katie: "I was sitting in class, and I looked over at Fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot"

Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"
#mouth #breather #idiot #moron #stupid #dumb #brainless #ugly
od uživatele JelloLove 15. září 2010
A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.
1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
od uživatele Douglas Page 22. únor 2005
A person of low intellect who is incapable of critical thinking. A mouthbreather watches Fox News religiously and believes everything they hear there as well as anything on the Internet that validates their ignorance.
Donald Trump appeals to every mouthbreather in the country because he is as ignorant and unimaginative as they are.
od uživatele SheckyGrl 17. leden 2016
1) Person incapable of their own thought, who when faced with a decision, or when asked about personal opinion on something opens up her or his mouth in shock and astonishment that there is such thing as personal opinion. With mouthbreathers it happens constantly due to damage caused by upbringing by helicopter parents, or other emotionally damaging authoritarian or social influences. Can be spotted at every step of social and economic status ladders.

2) A reason why normal people invented law of the land ( equivalent of pinning a note that states "anyone who will touch my coffee cup will get their car keyed" ) and lawyers to herd those idiots away from harming normal families.

3) Equivalent to an alarmist or a zombie - AVOID AT ALL COST - prolonged exposure might lead to compromise of inner emotional barriers and contamination of own soul with emotional AIDS. If you really want to help such person you can only put some objects in their way in hope it will trigger aha moment in them, so they will start slowly doing stuff for themselves - pretty much the same deal as when handling alcoholics. When engaging personally with help there is high chance of them making their mess your business, continuing their crazy of not doing anything for themselves.

4) Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket after emotional fuckery by Gunnery Sgt Hartman
me (at university): So mr advisor, is what I wrote in thesis valid and does it have your okay stamp?
advisor: No, you gotta change thingie A to B
me: umm... but why? the whole world is doing A. B is kinda retarded way (provided metric shit ton of references)
advisor: No, you gotta change A to B
me: (oh fuck... im dealing with a mouthbreather here...) okaaaay, so can i post that on my blog so the whole world will know you are in favor of B?
advisor: (says nothing)
me: so, can I now assume that A stays and all is kosher?
advisor: *okay*
me: THANK YOU! (sigh... finally)

(true story)
#alarmist #idiot #moron #helicopter partents #authoritarian
od uživatele Spaceship Earth Astronaut 16. listopad 2012
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