alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
od uživatele Hot Stuff! 23. Duben 2010
a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
od uživatele Muffy, Bucca and MC 27. Leden 2003
The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
od uživatele Shawn B. 13. Říjen 2003
When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
od uživatele Grndzro619 18. Prosinec 2008
Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!
od uživatele Sam Wren 27. Květen 2007
a tasty vegetable dish in Thailand
Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.
od uživatele caipilicious 07. Září 2004
a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"
od uživatele Rob 21. Červen 2004
A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!
Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!
od uživatele jam masta 08. Červenec 2004

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