Top Definition
putty material that is used for filling in gaps.
Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.
od uživatele STGC Fountaine 14. únor 2005
When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
#diahrrea #taco shits #flame ass #sick shits #painful shit
od uživatele Sotam 20. duben 2009
an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".
You're face looks like monkeyshit.
#monkey #shit #excrement #poop #fucktard
od uživatele The man is your daddy 23. květen 2006
Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.
Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
#monkey #shit #shopping #sale #useless #junk #clutter #decoration
od uživatele kilimonster 21. březen 2010
A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.
All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.
od uživatele shoes & socks 08. leden 2003
A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.
Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
#monkey shit #banana #mario cart #std #addiction #gross
od uživatele Mario the Paki 26. srpen 2009
An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.
I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.
#monkey #alcohol #shots #shit #bar
od uživatele Jay Wilkins 06. leden 2006
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