Mother I'd Like To Fuck
Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.
#mother #fuck #baby's #sexy moms #hot mama
od uživatele secretonelol 24. listopad 2014
originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.
what a milf.
#hot #sexy #slut #porn #chick
od uživatele bob toben 09. březen 2014
Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.
Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.
#cougar #milf #hot mama #old lady #hottie
od uživatele Dereker 16. srpen 2008
An acronym meaning "Man I love food."
You: "M.I.L.F."
Friend: "Same here, man."
#milf #man #i #love #food
od uživatele Foodlovin 12. květen 2015
Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

like milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf
"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary
#fuck #milf #sex #party #ego
od uživatele billy bo billy willly bo nilly 17. červenec 2011
monkey in a little flannel
bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel
#monkey #flannel #tits #moms #bob saget
od uživatele hateta 20. říjen 2010
Miner I'd Like Free Chilean Miner Rescue 2010
That is one hot MILF Miner I'd Like Free
#chilean #rescue #free #miner #capsule #2010
od uživatele VerifiedLiberal Renshaw 14. říjen 2010
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