a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
od uživatele Don Juan 08. Březen 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
od uživatele Lorelili 16. Říjen 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
od uživatele superculona 27. Září 2009
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
od uživatele qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18. Leden 2011
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
od uživatele Evan Met 20. Duben 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
od uživatele vidrome 15. Listopad 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
od uživatele Dr Wright 12. Březen 2009

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