A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.
When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.
od uživatele AYB 19. Červen 2003
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
od uživatele jaydawg3000 02. Červenec 2009
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
od uživatele John 03. Září 2003
Life is unfair. It's completely random. Most of all, life is meaningless. What is the point of it? You live, you die. What's the point of working hard in life - it means nothing.
Do what you love - enjoy life. What other reason could there possibly be for life existing other than to enjoy it? Do everything, take risks. Life is so meaningless and short-term that what does it matter what you do in it? Do what you can to make a difference or change something or be remembered, otherwise your life will end and it will really have meant nothing. Do what you love and remember that life has no purpose. The world will end one day and so will life, so make the most of it now and try and help make life as happy for everyone as you can.
Life means nothing. It ends having not changed anything. Love life, but don't worry about things because sooner or later you die and it will mean nothing.
od uživatele willa wonka 23. Březen 2008
Life is what you make of it. Do you want to live like your going to forever? Do it! Do you want to drink like your 21? Go ahead! Nothing is stopping you from living the life you want. Go out there and make the best of it instead of eating Oreos and being on Urban Dictionary all day
My diagnosis of life was on November 16, 1992, and I'm going to make the best of it.
od uživatele DizzyLizzy 16. Listopad 2006
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
od uživatele ice cream eater 13. Červenec 2006
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
od uživatele 379 05. Duben 2005

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