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8.
One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.
Your brother's still in the gonk this morning.
od uživatele skribanr 11. Květen 2010
 
9.
A 'Gonk' is the way to describe someone who is unemployed and spends most of there time smoking marijuana and listening to 90's metal. The typical 'Gonk' is most commonly bisexual and will have sex with almost anything that has a pulse. Although they tend to travel in packs, you will not see this specific class of person at any bars or clubs though as they frighten easily. You will only ever see these types of people at house parties held by other 'Gonks'. A gonk can be identified purely by look and through their methods of communication. The average 'Gonk' will have an unusual hair cut or be wearing an old hat. They also have many piercings and tattoo's and look as though they haven't showered since the early 2000's. A female gonk is, in most instances, a lesbian and has no issue about getting in your face and making comments about you that you don't understand. 'Gonks' range between the ages of 20 and 40 and can even adapt to spawning little 'Gonk' children.
"N'awww, why the hell do we have to go to a party with a bunch of freaking 'Gonks'"
od uživatele Sweet Merryment 28. Leden 2014
 
10.
a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk
od uživatele jonny boid 11. Září 2009
 
11.
To force one's will upon another, through physical means, for personal gains.
Sally tried to beat me to the water fountain so I gonked her down the stairs.

"Daddy! Did you see me gonk that kid!"
od uživatele BabyYoda33 14. Srpen 2014
 
12.
To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day
"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
od uživatele i2oo 20. Březen 2013
 
13.
Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.
od uživatele Donttrynflarge 06. Září 2013
 
14.
Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
od uživatele paterd453 14. Duben 2011