The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
od uživatele Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre 28. Říjen 2006
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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
od uživatele Luke 12. Červenec 2003
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
od uživatele xJenx 10. Srpen 2005
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
od uživatele CLASS_A_BIRD 18. Únor 2009
A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
od uživatele iluvmybathroom13 26. Říjen 2004
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.

1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."

"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."

"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
od uživatele dlepper 09. Duben 2010
Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
od uživatele :) 12. Říjen 2004
A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.
You are such a f*****g gonk!
od uživatele JonnyJman 24. Únor 2005

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