A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
od uživatele KiwiGarlic123 12. Září 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
od uživatele cheesygrins 16. Únor 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
od uživatele Bradly J. mitchell 23. Říjen 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
od uživatele pea123456 06. Únor 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
A: "So how are ya James?
od uživatele r0x0rmyj0x0rz 03. Duben 2004
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
od uživatele Captn Luke 26. Únor 2007
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
od uživatele The One Guy 27. Září 2007

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