1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.
od uživatele asupernothing 27. Květen 2004
The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
od uživatele derpsalot 30. Srpen 2010
Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.
od uživatele 2444 09. Červenec 2005
v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.
Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.
od uživatele Kronan 16. Prosinec 2009
The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
od uživatele Marteeny 14. Červen 2007
A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.
od uživatele sparklesmalone 10. Březen 2005
Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
od uživatele theCTrain 06. Červenec 2011

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