Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
od uživatele CompulsiveDribbler304 08. Duben 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
od uživatele the autonomous heartbeat 29. Květen 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
od uživatele chasedadcaptainds 03. Duben 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
od uživatele Eris 22. Červen 2003
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
od uživatele imonkey 24. Listopad 2006
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
od uživatele non giron 01. Říjen 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
od uživatele pootytang112 27. Duben 2009

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