ADD
The product of well thought out conspiracy where people of prestige have offered the opportunity for anyone to claim a disorder. Likely because coffee and energy drinks are not enough to start the day anymore. Many folks desire something other than reality; hence, rather than mastering their own minds, they stimulate them with amphetamines. Somehow the ADD sub-culture gains respect, while illegal drug users are just the same, cheating their lives.
Dude, doing drugs is so wrong; but guess what! I just snagged 50 pops of Concerta. I told my mom I was having trouble in school so she's droppin' 20% of her paycheck & talkin' to ADD docs to get me these pillzzz! Have fun at your job, I'm going to play my new xbox 360!
od uživatele Androgenius 10. prosinec 2010

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ADD
An actual disease that some people actually have. It has become more and more popular as an adjective for when a person gets distracted or bored.
"Woah, I just got ADD"
"Yeah, I'm so ADD right now"
"... Die."
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ADD
It's what makes you lose focus when people are explaining things to you very quickly. A person with ADD may refuse to ask questions, as it may reveal his or her disability. The only way one can temporarily cure ADD is to drink Red Bull, whose side effects may include symptoms of ADHD.

ADD sucks.
"The quadrant of a multilinear and symbiotic pseudo-intelligence is in theory the root of the endoplasmic phenomenon."
After hearing this, the boy with ADD curls into a fetal position.
"Jimmy? Are you all right?"
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ADD
Anal Dick Disorder. A person who likes dick, in the ass.
Bob: Man, he has ADD.
Steve: Yeah, I hear he likes it hard.
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ADD, or American Distraction Disorder, or syndrome, is when particular Americans get distracted easily. It is quite contagious, and dogs called Maxwell Not-so-smart are prone. These types of dogs are usually either terriers, spaniels or poodles. They usually have another dog companion, normally not the same breed, thugh usually the companion is a spaniel or a beagle. ADD is found in Australia, although it is an American disorder. The thing is, only Americans can have it, so if you're an Australian in America, you cannot catch it, though if you are an American in Australia, you can get it. This has resulted in more and more Americans getting Australian citizenships, because the moment they become Australian, the disease goes away, even if they move back to America (still as an Australian citizen, though). The American to Australian event has resulted in the test to become Australian even harder, and less are excepted, even if it means they would be distracted forever.
Catherine: 'Y'know, ADD can be infect an American even if they are in Australia, though that doesn't matter because you got your citizenship last month- Phew!'
Lily: 'Umm, Cat, about that . . .

Catherine: 'What is it? Lily?? Wait, where has she gone? Oh, she must have been distracted.' *sigh*
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1. A woman that is dick-whipped.
2. Addicted to Da Dick.
3. Addicted to Deadly Dick
4. Addicted to Da Hard Dick = ADHD
Lisa called Rocky 120 times in one day. She is definitely a candidate for A.D.D.!
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ADD
acronym for Attention Deficit Disorder. In other words, people who stare blankly at random things because they are attracted to very shiny objects.
Bob: Hey look! A star!
Karl: Oh my god you ADD idiot, listen to me when I'm talking to you!

***Awkward Silence for about 5 minutes***
.....

Bob: Hey look! A star!
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