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There are many different kinds of zombie, but i will just go over the two most common. The voodoo zombie and the common zombie.

A voodoo zombie is not actually a zombie, it is a person with brain damage thought to be dead, and then rising from their graves with no real objective other than surviving. Voodoo zombies are created when a shaman paralyzes them with a strange powder made from jellyfish venom. The victim's heart rate and other life supporting functions are operating at a bare minimum, so they are commonly mistaken for dead. Once they are buried, voodoo zombies sometimes wake up from their little nap time to find themselves in a shallow grave and little to no oxygen. From the lack of oxygen, they lose brain cells and are more mentally disabled than living dead.

The common zombie is created only when infected with a virus called "solanum", which is a 100% lethal virus that operates the brain of human vivtims, but nothing else. Common zombies can transfer their virus to animals, but animals DO NOT reanimate. Ingestion of infected flesh will not infect the one who ate it, it will just kill you. Common zombies operate on only the most basic instinct, to eat. They are completely self-sufficient, and do not require any of the functions humans need to survive. There is no way to deter or distract a zombie, and the only way to kill the persistant bastards is to destroy the brain via headshot or blunt force.
#1: Damn bro, you see that zombie get up outta the grave? I think it wants to eat me!

#2: Naw man, thats just some voodoo zombie, its pretty much just a retard. See that rotting walking corpse that doesnt bleed? That nigga wants to eat you.

#1: Oh...
od uživatele Chief Runs-With-Scissors 17. Duben 2011
 
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Australian term for a particularly heady and potent batch of marijuana. Also known as "zombie grass".
Traveling in a fried out Kombi (VW kombivan) on a hippy trail head full of zombie.
od uživatele yosav 24. Březen 2011
 
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Zombies are re-animated humans. When a human is bit, they will eventually die, then re-animated and come 'back' to life. Zombies feast on warm flesh.
Although they they not always rip off limps and eat them, they actually don't need to eat. The only semi-function part of a zombie is their brain. Zombies can have their arms and legs ripped off, and still function. The only thing they need IS their brains.
You can only kill them but targeting their brains. You could use any object, but a gun would be preferred probably because I highly doubt anyone would actually want to be close enough to hit a zombie with bat or something.
They one have one form, although there are many... zombies. What I mean is people have made them fast, slow, stupid, smart etc.
Read World War Z it is about Zombie erg.
od uživatele Gijo 21. Únor 2009
 
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A reanimated corpse.
1. Lupe fiasco's The Cool, a gangsta brought back to life to haunt the streets. Only one thought runs through his head, the only phrase he can say- "Hustla for death, no heaven for a gangsta".

2. yo mama, (a real ugly zombie)
od uživatele Black_VI-DaRealNigga 09. Květen 2008
 
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Drinking so much the night before (generally having been ishmade or lashmade) that when you wake up, you can barely function, and when you walk around, you feel so bad that you look like a zombie.
(While walking around looking for a glass of water after a long night of drinking)
Dude 1: Hey, zombie, what'd you do last night? You look horrible!
Dude 2: Man, I drank soo much.. I can't wait to get rid of this horrible hangover.
od uživatele goaliegreg05 09. Březen 2008
 
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strange behavior between wasted and unconsciousness, subject usually show white eyes or almost white eyes, zigzag walking, and cold skin.
what do i did on my zombie stage? don't remember
od uživatele Kenshin 09. Červenec 2004
 
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Gore-drentched Lucio Fulci film about an Island full of the living dead. Considered to be one of the greatest horror films of all time.
I was really suprised that blockbuster carried zombie, but it had that 'youth restricted' sticker on it.
od uživatele mikey misconduct 22. Leden 2004