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Viv
A silly, funny, pretty, unique girl with a nice heart. Also a good nickname for vivienne.
"She is so funny! She must be a Viv!"
od uživatele Coolcat360 28. květen 2013
to vivs someone is to take something and not regret it in the slightest

it is a character trait most notable amongst the ginger community.

a vivs would take your pie and eat it in front of you.
hey mehaka, that fuckin vivs just stole my double happy.....bo
od uživatele Mike "Melvin" Syddall 04. květen 2008
viv
very itchy vagina
i have a viv
od uživatele Aoife Mary 18. listopad 2011
viv
very important vagina; see vip
i stuck a stickynote on my pants that pointed upward and said "VIV"
od uživatele Krazy_kat 28. duben 2005
Viv
In UK employment law, apparently every large distribution company has to have an office clerk called Viv.
Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.
Manager: "There's 10,000 items of stock in the warehouse and it's all disappeared from the system. What the hell's going on?"
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".
od uživatele Clothears 23. červen 2016
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