Top Definition
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
od uživatele Diggity Monkeez 23. Leden 2005
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
od uživatele desmadroso 30. Červenec 2008
just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
od uživatele DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo 28. Září 2015
A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.
od uživatele TheCrant 31. Květen 2010
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
od uživatele Sarah and Maddy 17. Září 2007

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