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1.
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
od uživatele Frogbutt 30. Listopad 2004
 
2.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
od uživatele Seymour Butz 27. Březen 2003
 
3.
A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.
"You get more ass than a toilet seat"
od uživatele Master of Poo 21. Březen 2005
 
4.
A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.
"Dude, Toilet!"
od uživatele Soiled Undergarment 11. Červenec 2003
 
5.
the crapper
whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
od uživatele .. 10. Červen 2003
 
6.
Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.
od uživatele Jazmo 26. Únor 2006
 
7.
A cool winter breeze.
The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
od uživatele Collin Smith 23. Červen 2004