TMI
Contrary to popular belief, this stands for Too Much Information, but the meaning is not the same. It actually means 'I cannot handle what you just told me, and it took me off guard, because I am too {prude/insecure/jealous/lame/dumb/close-minded} to be ok with you saying it.' There are actual instances of TMI that occur, but this definition rarely lies in the eye of the beholder, because usually that person just 'Can't handle the truth!!'
Guy 1: I slept with Chick 2 the other night.
Chick 1: OMG TMI!! I can't believe you told me that.
Guy 1: That's not TMI...you're just jealous or surprised because you didn't think I could score with Chick 2.
Chick 1: Nu uh, you just shouldn't share things like that.
Guy 1: You just told me you slept with Guy 2 the other day.
Chick 1: ...that's different...cause....
Guy 1: Case in point.
od uživatele JambaJews 27. Listopad 2009
TMI
Touch My Intestine.

Self explanatory; can be used to throw people off guard in conversations and will bring instant humour/worry at the thought of you wanting to touch their intestine.
Becky: HAHA TMI!
Kieran: Tickling my insides?
Becky: No, touch my intestine!!

Kieran: WTF.
od uživatele Kierantmi 27. Červenec 2010
TMI
Too much information.
TMI exhibit A: "Katherine M. is pooping!!!"
od uživatele Zachary K. 05. Listopad 2008
tmi
tmi is when someone says something you didn't need or want to know:

1. freakin wierd
2. unneccesary
Cleetus:Hey
Max:I jiz blood
Cleetus: TMI!
od uživatele Bk 19. Duben 2005
TMI
an abbreviation of Totally My Idea
"The senior prank was tmi" said Ozzy.
od uživatele MegsROZ 14. Květen 2009
TMI
Stand for "Totally Masturbatable Information" thereby turning your embarassing moment into a much satisfying one.
Sam "Hey Joe, I think I have some feces on the back of ma pants."

Joe "TMI, man"

Sam "You sick fuck...wanna eat it off my rock hard bubble butt"

od uživatele Captain Duder 16. Leden 2009
TMI
abreviation of to much information
omg look at her thats wayyyyy TMI
od uživatele sweetsuga17 04. Srpen 2006

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