A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
od uživatele Ding Dong Mandolin 05. duben 2015
squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum

"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
od uživatele omegashiva 29. listopad 2011
person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.
ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.
od uživatele boloney pony 12. listopad 2010
a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.
CJ is a squid and a half
od uživatele guidooooooo 17. leden 2010
1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
od uživatele joshykins69 15. březen 2015
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
od uživatele LeCrimsonEcho 16. červenec 2014
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