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In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!
od uživatele dj gs68 09. Srpen 2003
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2.
A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
od uživatele IanTheLUEser 14. Prosinec 2003
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3.
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
od uživatele Gizwidget 12. Listopad 2007
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An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
od uživatele Thousandinone 01. Únor 2007
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5.
A place. It used to be commie.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!
od uživatele Carynne No. 18. Leden 2007
238 106
 
6.
While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!
In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.
od uživatele maxwell tallman 08. Září 2010
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The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
od uživatele SirAnonymousIII 29. Prosinec 2011
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