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5.
A metaphorical tub of musical shit.
I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
od uživatele inbe 23. Červenec 2005
 
1.
The kind of music played on The Weather Channel
And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)
od uživatele 1069 21. Říjen 2005
 
2.
A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.
She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.
od uživatele South Florida Radio Pages 12. Únor 2004
 
3.
See muzak.
Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.
od uživatele Chad 20. Červen 2004
 
4.
A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."
Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."
od uživatele Gus 12. Únor 2005
 
6.
an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.

do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.

*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty
*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*

HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!
od uživatele fun dino-corn 11. Srpen 2010
 
7.
A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".
Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"
od uživatele M. Bracey 01. Leden 2008