Top Definition
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
od uživatele Marshi 21. Leden 2004
4 more definitions
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
od uživatele paigezz 12. Prosinec 2006
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
od uživatele JungleWalkin' 09. Prosinec 2010
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
od uživatele aemsaxon 14. Prosinec 2009
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
od uživatele Ragnar Danneskjöld 18. Říjen 2008

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