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An excuse to have a day off work without warning, reasons being bad knee, miscarriage 3 of 4 this month, cant afford to get to work cos im fat, being too fat and any other reason you can come up with thats makes no real sense
"i cant come in today, because my leg got trapped in a fridge so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because i have an eating disorder that means i cant eat after 12 and someone slipped me a werthers last night so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because i got my tits trapped in my socks and now im stuck so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because im homeless and my bf is a remployee so i need a scrimday"
od uživatele Hartless farm foods 10. prosinec 2012

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