vyhledat jakékoliv slovo, například smh:
 
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The act of helping an elderly person across the street.
"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
od uživatele CE Time Wasters 03. Listopad 2011