Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
od uživatele Joe Bone 08. březen 2005
Top Definition
Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?
#pee #wee #wiss #piss #whizz
od uživatele StephenSLR 24. srpen 2011
Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee
Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night
#drain the lizard #wee #pee #piss #wiss
od uživatele Jaspur 29. říjen 2011
Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)
Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.
od uživatele a-diggity 29. červen 2004
ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two
What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!
#drugs #ecstasy #hyphy #weed #party
od uživatele Urban Dictionary 14. listopad 2008
Mixture of pee and poop - diharreah.
Number one - Pee
Number two - Poop
Number three - Diharreah
#number #one #two #three #diharreah
od uživatele holymoley222 22. prosinec 2013
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
#bud #butt #shit #of #a #thousand #wipes
od uživatele Lunicus 09. únor 2013
The act of masturbating into a toilet.
He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.
#masturbate #jerk off #fap #rub #wack off #cum
od uživatele mrhh69 13. květen 2015
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