A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
od uživatele sharmasaab21 30. Červen 2013
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
od uživatele the_rorz 05. Srpen 2009
penis
wow he has a big monkey
od uživatele A_p 28. Leden 2009
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
od uživatele juztin 04. Duben 2006
Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
od uživatele linguisticslangrevolutionftw 04. Září 2011
Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).
"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin
od uživatele pw_ninja 04. Září 2009
Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
od uživatele Mr. Gibbons 24. Únor 2008

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