A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
od uživatele dave555123 18. Listopad 2010
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
od uživatele lucylucylulu 23. Únor 2010
Short form of microphone.
Yo, gimme that mike!
od uživatele Kovász 19. Červen 2005
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
od uživatele catcity88 04. Prosinec 2010
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
od uživatele LAdy gaga 20. Červen 2012
one who dresses up like the pope (funny hat optional) and practices torture techniques using nipple clips and car batteries. and collects male chromosomes
mike is so mike
od uživatele Balhtem 12. Duben 2010
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
od uživatele MikeHunt509 16. Březen 2014

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