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A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.

Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'

Usually only used between close confidants.
As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"

or simply,
"Maynard!"

As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"
od uživatele Mike P Might B 27. leden 2007

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The art of cumming on a Moose.
Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
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A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
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A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
od uživatele APropist 15. červenec 2011

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Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.
Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"
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A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.
Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.
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When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.
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