Well she left this really huge shit in the litter box and that is just unnatural for an animal of her size.
Oh, I see. Yea you had better call the Vet for that.
sarah "I dont wanna go to kristens, its a total litter box and i want to be the center of attention because im a slut like the rest of the girls in the world"
Guy: Bullshit, you are in the litter box