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A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.

"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
#joe rogan #carlos mencia #ufc #fear/factor #bill hicks #george carlin #rogue silverback
od uživatele DMTelf 13. březen 2009
looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you
"Dude, i Joe Rogan'd for about 3 hours last night."
#joe #rogan #porn #girlfriend #fuck #nasty #scene #tant
od uživatele nate stahl 27. listopad 2006
Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
Joe Rogan makes me laugh.
#joe #rogan #standup #comedy #hot
od uživatele sxygrl5000 10. duben 2007
-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off
Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?
#joe rogan #ufc #mma #fear factor #weed
od uživatele jiujitsujack 09. srpen 2009
A Red Bull and Vodka.
Dude, order us some Joe Rogans.
#joe #rogan #red bull. vodka #drink #mixology
od uživatele JayDavenport 13. červen 2010
Being A Professional Dick Rider Constantly on some ones nuts giving to much glory/prais when not deserved
Being a dick rider like joe rogan is on UFC ex: Guys wins a fight Joe Rogan says "Man ive never seen some one with such physique such talent just

look at how his biceps glisten in the light"
#joe rogan #dick rider #nuts #lame #ufc
od uživatele B-0101-LvNv 13. prosinec 2010
Not Funny.
your such a joe rogan
#not #funny #joe #rogan #lolz
od uživatele nerdxcore 11. červenec 2011
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