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A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.
the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.
od uživatele bambimustdie 29. Březen 2010
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry
od uživatele ANGRYMike 04. Květen 2007
A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
od uživatele Jockeynator3000 24. Leden 2011
To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
od uživatele Richie P83 30. Září 2011
1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.
Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!
od uživatele davestophittingonjohn 19. Leden 2015
Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock
Oi, look at that Jockey!
od uživatele Blackers 07. Duben 2004
A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
od uživatele dickyboy 30. Červen 2006

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