high on jar (dope) and cant talk
"i'm fucking jarred"
od uživatele slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl 03. Říjen 2008
an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit
" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"
od uživatele DJSARMY 07. Říjen 2011
A male version of a small female dog.
dude, hes such a jarred.
od uživatele theonewhohatesyou 06. Červen 2011
usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.
That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.
od uživatele dasjafj 12. Prosinec 2010
Mean,funny,stupid,gay. Jarred's tend to be gay and get girlfriends to hide there gayness. At school they dress like gay fags. At some point he will come out of the closet and get a 30 year old boyfriend when he is only freaking 16. Jarred's act like stupid stuck up man whores or should i say bitchy slut girl.They are VERY VERY STUPID! So when speaking to a Jarred speak VERY VERY slowly or he/she Jarred transgender or whatever will understand they have the brain of a freaking toddler. But at the end of a crap day Jarred the gay whore will make your day with a stupid shit joke and sexually try to rape you so watch out!!! if you know a Jared,Jarred,Gerad,Garret,Jarret. hahahaha.
Rob: "What is 2+2?"

Person:"i think africa"

Rob:"You must be a Jarred,Get the hell out!!!"
od uživatele MasterRobanLin 30. Červenec 2012
A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.
od uživatele Kangaruse 13. Únor 2010
The most sexiest guy alive who likes men who are gay with small penises. he likes to watch them jerk it.
"Omg that guy is so hot"
"Yeah i've turned into a Jarred."
od uživatele happycamper12345 28. Říjen 2009

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