masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
od uživatele TknucksSucks 01. Listopad 2010
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
od uživatele stinkygordo 07. Říjen 2008
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
od uživatele jackshit 04. Březen 2008
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
od uživatele bumpie 22. Leden 2006
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
od uživatele Joe Bone 11. Březen 2005
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
od uživatele KROD 13. Prosinec 2004

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