Jack is a flamboient fello who enjoys reciveing more than giving. He is use to a bit of anal and enjoys the company of the younger generation. He is un-loved by alot of people and he makes it too obvious that he likes penis'. He likes to shove his tiny penis into the exhausts of shitty cars. He thinks that his SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB is the best thing in the world and he like to overuse shitty jokes to make people like him even though he's a cunt. He is a massive smelly Coon and he takes his time when walking past a playground full of small childeren. You can tell by the tiny boulge in his trousers that he is aroused by this.
QUICK RUN! I think there's a Jack about.

Holy shit Jack found us.
od uživatele Jacksafag911 14. Leden 2014
A giant tool and not a cool guy.
Guy One: "Man did you see that Jack earlier?"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah, he's a POWERtool."
od uživatele anon23987456310 13. Prosinec 2013
Sarcastic cunt who plays Dark Souls
Jack knew someone would post this
od uživatele NotTripl3XXXMayhem 01. Prosinec 2013
A 100% undesireable douchebag that will break your heart. Never trustworthy. Always looking for another girl to cheat on you with. Lies a lot. Criticizes you to no end.
My boyfriend Jack just stomped on my heart.
od uživatele mylifesucks123 30. Listopad 2011
The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.

The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.

Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.

Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs

2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?

Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.

Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day

Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
od uživatele ilovebarslikeachamp 14. Prosinec 2010
Derogatory term for a sexy man. Generally used by women when talking about guys they want to fuck.
Usually gorgeous, great in bed, hench, great in bed, amazing hair, great in bed and a hardcore cage fighter. Loves the sex, and makes YOU love it too. Also seriously funny, in a black kind of way.
Tends to be a bit of a dickhead sometimes, and the baddest silver-tongued motherfukka who ever lived (basically swears a lot).
This applies to all people called Jack.
Three women at cage fight...
Sexy woman 1: "Wow, hes so sexy"
Sexy Woman 2: "Yeeaah, I want some of that Jack"
Sexy woman 3: "Oh god he's such a Jack: GET INSIDE OF ME!"
All : "JAAACCK! Have sex with me."
Jack: "Shat the fack ap you faackin bitches (cockney). I'll faackin fack the free of ya when I faackin want to. You faackin got that you faackin cunts. I gotta do anuvva faackkin cage fight naa, but afta I've faackin faacked ap this next faackin tossa, Im gunna fack one on you like a faackin fack machine. Now make me a faackin sandwich you faackin cunts."
od uživatele Justin Beiberrrr 10. Listopad 2010
Another term for an ecstacy pill, from the rhyming slang "jack and jill = pill"
How much are the jacks mate
Got any jacks left mate
Give us 40 jacks mate
od uživatele steve downie 16. Květen 2007

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