One who urinates in inappropriate places While intoxicated.
Hey jabroni you pissed in my sock drawer.
od uživatele T. Flynn 11. Říjen 2014
Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

od uživatele Scorpio571666 31. Březen 2006
Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
od uživatele Adam Monk 15. Červen 2004
1. One who cannot do the simpest tasks.
2. One who continuously creates havocs on the road due to making more than 2 attempts at parallel parking, running a stop sign, going 20 in a 30 mph zone.
3. Generally...an idiot.
1. You jabroni! The bowling ball goes up the lane...not BACKWARDS!
2. Did you see that jabroni? s/he rolled through the stop sign and didn't wait their turn.
od uživatele Mr. Spock 26. Únor 2004
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.
od uživatele Lord Vigneau 29. Leden 2004
(pronounced ja-bro-knee)-being really sketchy or just a bum. truly a mangy person to their core.
if im acting dumb or being a bad friend, im jabronious.

Jude Law is the opposite of a jabroni, because he is legit.

the hobo on the side of the street is a jabroni because he always kicks my tires when I stop at the light.
od uživatele callmekman 04. Listopad 2010
A willy, penis, cock, or dick
Terry 'Hulk' Hogan, and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, famously use this word, at home, and during working for the WWE.

(Jabrone for short)
"The Rock say's your a Jabroni"
"Hey Linda, your Jabrone of a dog, took a turd on my weight machine"
od uživatele Dowler 17. Únor 2008

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