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1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair
1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.
od uživatele Bradshawshank 28. Listopad 2005
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the exact point at which buttock cheeks meet; above the crack, but below the cleft.
Q: Where did that wasp sting you?
A: right on my gruft!
od uživatele Darcewingo 27. Březen 2012

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